So, from time to time, I share little bits of information here and things get complicated and confusing and you’re all, “Who is Ginger again?” And then you’re like, “How hot could the Hot Single Dad really be?” “Can we please get a picture of just how granny those panties really are?”
Well this is a serious update, folks. This blog post will forever put to rest the saga of… the jeans. Ha!
Made you click.
No, seriously, check this out:
Of the six pairs of jeans that I ordered last week, three pairs work. The good (albeit, superficial) thing is that I didn’t have to go up a size. They look banging on my ass, the muffin top is to a minimum, and I’m mostly happy. But did you notice anything about the freakin’ BELL BOTTOM CUFFS ON THESE BAD BOYS?! Seriously, since when did bootcut jeans look like god damn bell bottoms?
And the length is also an issue. I’m walking on the back bottom inches of each cuff and you can barely see my shoes. I have yet to wear them with anything that wasn’t a flat, but in my sneaks, it’s ridonkulus.
“But, Jami! Why don’t you get them hemmed?!” Yea, I know. This would require a lot of effort on my part AND probably like $12-15. Buh.
Scintillating, I know.
But seriously! Look at how long they are!