In general, I think I’m something of a sexist-ageist. I adore old ladies — ornery old hags, sweet hard-candy sharing grannies, sex-crazed cougars, gospel-singing jesus loving member of their church choir. It doesn’t matter. Old ladies SPEAK to me.
Archives for August 2010
I left things with David pretty clear: I wasn’t interested in dating him, we were too different and that I wanted to be his friend. Then he flipped his shit. And by flipped his shit, I mean he left an insulting remark
Remember last Christmas when I was really sick and there was a vagina in my mouth? It was horrible — the worst case of strep that I’ve ever had in my life and I’m pretty sure the most sick I’ve ever been.
I mean… I like beards, too honey. But this is a little ridiculous.
“I know you,” she said. “You get all excited about a boy and then two weeks later, you’re over it.” And she’s right. Dee-lite and I were talking about my recent infatuation with David and really, all of my infatuations over the last year. I am nothing if not predictable, right? There’s something positive.
A few months ago, I was discouraged by some of the negative feedback I was getting on Date Wrecks. It wasn’t like, “Oh, no you’re wrong.” It was stupid shit like, “You’re a fat cow!” because some dipshit found his own profile on Date Wrecks, or something. I really can’t remember the details. I know, […]
Some might say I spend too much time online. Fuck the nay sayers. Here is my evidence to support my claim that the internet is probably one of the most unusual and interesting tools that man will ever have: Exhibit A:
On Fridays on the Date Wrecks fan page on Facebook, we play a little game. For the longest time, the game didn’t have a name other than “the game” or “the word game” — but Johnny remedied that. It’s the Funny Fucker’s Fantastic Friday now and I am quite fond of that name. Typically, we […]
This is a guest post that I wrote for Met Another Frog. JFB posed an interesting question to me, both in the comment section of my last post here and in private: “…I would like to see some specifics as to why this is enjoyable for women… Will this be covered in the next part of the […]
I’m still at the airport in Salt Lake City. I didn’t get on standby at 3:00, so I’m waiting to board a flight at 8pm. It was torture for the first half hour but, with some coaxing from friends on Facebook, I have lightened my mood slightly. Also, Regina Spektor and her Pandora-ites are loving […]